Feel the zen

This goes out to Christine Ngo, one of the coolest friends I have ever met, and someone who I probably talk to the most from my high shcool days.

Thanks for being chrstine. But not just any christine... Christine N-G-O. I'm sorry I forgot about our silly conversations about cop suites and random tom foolery. Perhaps we will chance to meet over the summer, during those short 5 or so days that I'll touch base with a few of my closest of friends. Until then, take it easy. First year of college went by quick, and I can still remember the night high school ended as if it were yesterday. (oh silly hypnotized isaac). "Don't let your life pass you by, wait not for the memories"

-Juan, el bandito de Berkeley

So I was over at Earl's the other day and we watched this movie entitled Team America: World Police by the creators of South Park. In the movie, where all the actors are puppets, one of the main characters (Gary Johnston) talks to a very wise bar bum, and I thought that the bar bum's thoughts were so insightful and touching that I would post it here.

Bar Bum: See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!

Later in the movie Gary Johnston relates this to his situation with the Film Actors Guild and Kim Jong Il (Leader of North Korea).

Gary Johnston: We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck a asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us fuck this asshole we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit.

Anyhoo, I hope everybody has a great winter break!